Cambridge: Thelonious Monkfish

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Let's Eat by Kitty Kaufman

As I walk to where I'm meeting someone in Cambridge at Thelonius Monkfish, I pass three places with sidewalk seating. I must sit outside today. I have café envy. Sadly, no one is sitting outside at the Monkfish tables. No one takes our order until I insist. This is so not what I expected. (They changed their name to Monkfish. Monk's family sued them big time?!)

It's a big menu. I understand wanting to have something for everyone. That said, we order one sushi deluxe and one sushi regular. What is regular and what is deluxe? One shrimp. The fish is fine.

Here's what we don't have: mad monk noodles ("bring one to the edge of madness and creative genius"), soup, curry, stir-fry, duck, beef, pork, seafood, chicken, fried rice, vegetarian rolls, demi salads, donburi, party boats, fairy tale sushi ("what if your prince is actually a frog and not the other way around") or zensai, thankfully comment-free.

We don't have jazz rolls either. There's "Off-Key Marie, she sang a song and killed a mockingbird" roll. Pure fiction plus bad poetry. Harlem Nocturne roll: "His sweltering flat/woman sobbing through the wall /in his head he blows his horn." Earle Hagen didn't write it, Mel Torme didn't sing it plus bad poetry. Here's their dreadful, and I'm being kind, description on the Gaga roll: "The Madonna roll is made the same way except we use old fish." Monkfish boys: Scat!

Update December 2020: They can't help themselves. See fairy tale sushi.

Thelonious Monkfish
524 Mass Ave
Cambridge, MA 02139
617. 441. 2116
© June 24, 2013 for One for the Table

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